No Idea

My 12-year-old son asked me, “Dad, what do you call a blind deer”?

I had no clue and asked, “What?”.

He said “no eye deer”.

Then he asked, “What do you call a blind deer with no legs”?

Answer is “still no eye deer”.

Question: “What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no genitals”?

Answer: “Still no fxcking eye deer”.