Dad Joke: What Do You Call a Blind Deer?

My 12 year old son that other day asked me “Dad, what do you call a blind deer”?

I had no clue and asked “what”.

He said “no eye deer”.

Then he asked “what do you call a blind deer with no legs”?

Answer is “still no eye deer”.

Question: “What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no genitals”?

Answer: “Still no fxcking eye deer”.